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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

★ who are your favorite booktubers?

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

No way

Scientists Discover Bizarre Signals Coming From Ice in Antarctica - futurism.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Should Democrats be worried, Supreme Court rules Trump immune from criminal prosecution for 'official acts'?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

As Trump goes to G7 summit, other world leaders aim to show they’re not intimidated - AP News

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Webb telescope detects water vapor on a planet outside the solar system smaller than Neptune - Earth.com

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Hi, I’m Jo. My best friend died 2 years ago today. My husband died 6 months later. So, I’m a depressed mess (we were married 28 years) and can’t shake it. Even my Brother is worried. Some days I don’t do anything, and avoid men cause I don’t want to date. Any suggestions? Thanks for reading.